We live in a democratic country and therefore have a wide choice of political parties to choose from - there is the Sensible Party, the Silly Party, the Slightly Silly Party and the Very Silly Party. However, I am not the sort of person to follow the crowd so today, I will be voting Muppet!
I am confident my party will gain the most seats in this election and I therefore eagerly await the outcome of the national vote after polls close at 10.00pm.
I am sure they will be good for the economy, the NHS and hard-working people throughout the nation. My favourite is Animal - I hope he will become chancellor.
By the way, has anyone seen my jacket? It's white with sleeves that make you hug yourself and it has a cute belt!
What do you think?